Prelude: Master Chief vs Cloud Strife

-Destroyed Halo 04 & The Ark, preventing utter galactic genocide
-In the process of the former, destroyed an entire Covenant armada
-Defeated the rogue superpowered Forerunner Ur-Didact
-Defeated four armies over the course of his career (the Insurrection, the Covenant, the Flood and the Prometheans)
-The last of which were far more advanced than even the Covenant
-Defeated Doomguy in DB Classic
-Fell from orbit and was able to shake it off
-Achieves a Top Running Speed of 50MPH
-Can punch through the hull of a Covenant warship 

john: YEE WE BACK



john: we in this bitch!!!

Jill: A battle between supersoldiers is inevitable. War brings higher and higher problems, and as such, they develop higher and higher weapons. Such that they consume lives. We have here a battle between two of the greatest super-soldiers.

Buu: I'm a super good eater!

john: gordon ramsay, the master chef

Jill: And Cloud Strife, Saviour of the Lifestream.

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Jill: The Covenant had attacked. War was rampant. The UNSC, man's last chance, was being torn asunder. Their soldiers were useless. Enter Catherine Halsey. She was the one to designate them as super-soldiers against the Covenant. She designed them as the final weapon, to set aside their humanity to defeat the Covenant. They would be taken, raised from age 6, and used as weapons of war. Augmented by gene and physical therapy. There were 300. And only one succeeded.

mc lyft: thats why they call him master chef

Buu: Buu could use a master chef..

Jill: John-117, the Master Chief, was not the strongest or fastest, but the luckiest. As a SPARTAN-II, he's fought for decades in brutal conditions. He's strong enough to lift tanks and fast enough to dodge bullets at point blank range. He can even survive atmospheric re-entry.

mc lyft: lemme compose a beat



ayy boys

comin at you with the master chef raps
flying through yo ass like craps
but i don't fuck with craps or blackjack
find me a poker girl cover her nips in pepper jack

Physicality & Mentality

Physicality

Strength
-Can punch people to death
-Can throw tanks
Speed & Reflexes
-DOdge bullets
Durability & Stamina
-can be hit by people who thro tanks
-can survive falling from SPACE
-can survive bullets
Senses
-really good

Jill: Hardened by experience, Chief doesn't feel mercy or fear the way humans do. He's unstoppable on the battlefield, requiring little rest. He's also a versatile killing machine, knowing many different martial arts and having a variety of equipment. Take the MJOLNIR armor, which fortifies his body and allows him to survive nearly inhospitable conditions.

mc lyft: he's a killa in the streets but ain't no lover in the sheets

Buu: Buu?

Jill: However, invincible he is not. He's easily killed - too many bullets do that.

Mentality
-no fear
-very tactical
-kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

Martial Arts
-knows every martial art
-beat UFC fighters with ease

Powers & Abilities
-super strength
-super speed
-super durability

Skills & Techniques

Equipment
-frozone's SUPER SUIT
-hella guns
-assault rifle
-pistol
-sniper rifle
-grenades
-energy sword

Weaknesses
-not as strong
-can be killed

"Captain Keyes."

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Cloud Strife

First Appearance: Final Fantasy 7
Height: 5 foot 8
Weight: 79 kg
Age: 21
Aliases: the SOLDIER
Occupation: SOLDIER
Theme: 
Famous Quotes: uhh link you win.. i'm emo

Feats

• Defeated Sephiroth/Jenova 3 times
• Killed Bahamut SIN
• Works Best as Point Man in a Team
• Focuses on Overpowering Foes
• Has Survived Several Longfalls
• Shrugged of Impalement Multiple times
• Moves entire body faster than bullets can travel
• Dodged lightning bolts

Jill: Cloud Strife isn't an emo. 

mc lyft: ye he's!! whinny ass bitch can suck my left nut while i kick his bitch right in the gut

Buu: *winces*

Jill: Simplify things. SOLDIER, given Zack Fair's powers, fights Sephiroth as part of AVALANCHE. Let's just get on with this. He's strong enough to cleave buildings and giant monsters in twain, can block lightning bolts, and can fight world-busters like Sephiroth.


Physicality & Mentality

Physicality
-kinda scrawny

Strength
-super strength
-can cut skyscraprs
-can cut sephiroth
Speed & Reflexes
-can block bullets
-fast
-faster tan a bullet
-dodged lightning
Durability & Stamina
-hard to kill
-can be stabbed
-can survive falling down
Senses
-nothing really

Mentality
-emo
-not that tactical
-overpowers foes
-uses sword

mc lyft: ye-

Jill: He can perform magic through Materia, use several Limit Breaks including the Omnislash, and has the Buster Sword. While it's a regular sword, it boosts his power and combined with his strength can cut through nearly anything. He uses the Ziedrich to boost his defense, is immune to status ailments..

Buu: Buu wants to speak!

Jill: Cloud wins. Get over it, Zelda fans.

Martial Arts
-knows swordfighting

Powers & Abilities

Skills & Techniques

• Fire/Firaga Level (Fire, Fira, & Firaga attacks; Projectile Based Pyrokinesis; Use Slightly decreases Strength)
• Lightning Bolt/Thundaga Level (Thunder, Thundara, & Thundaga attacks; can summon lightning from the sky; can launch bolts of electric magic; use slightly decreases strength)

• Braver
• Cross Slash (Paralyzes Foes)
• Blade Beam
• Climhazzard
• Finishing Touch
• Meteorain (Launches upt to 6 Meteors)
• Omnislash Version 5

Equipment
buster sword
-very large sword
-can cut through anything
-still metal
-single edge
-weighs a lot - hard to use
Ziedrich (Defensive Stregth: 100%; Magic Defensive Strength: 98%; 20% power increase; halves damages; 0 materia slots)
Metal Pauldron
Ribbon (grants immunity to status ailments including burn, ice, poison, etc.)

Weaknesses
-can be killed
-bleeds like anyone
-really bad armor

Advantages & Disadvantages
+sStronger
+taken on bigger foes
+can fall down
=speed
-worse martial arts
-single mind
-terrible armor

'What a depressing job.' - Cloud Strife